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Dropping the Sausage

Sudden loss of a woody , whereby the penis ‘falls out’ unexpectedly usually resulting in intense feelings of disappointment and frustration for both parties. Predominantly occurring in ‘beer goggle ’ driven sexual encounters with a hot and ready phantom hoe.

Undoubtedly leading to a positively spun bed time story shared with friends.
Example: "Vincent ended up dropping the sausage upon realising that the gorgeous blonde he thought he’d pulled earlier in the night was in fact a brown bag special ”.
by glittergirlgill February 21, 2011
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Sausage-Ste

It is commonly known and perfectly acceptable to place the nickname Sausage in front of anybody called Ste, Stephen or Steve.
saw-sij or, esp. British, sos-ij
Hey Sausage-Ste make me a brew, good man.
Sausage perfectly good nickname for anybody with the name Steve.
by kevkevk1 February 21, 2020
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sausage tickler

Another alternative for the word gay. A man who just loves cock
by Callumj16 December 17, 2019
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Sausage $alad

You and your pals stick your dicks into a bowl of lettuce and cum on top to add the ranch
by $alad Tosser April 3, 2019
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Sequin Sausage

A term used to describe a dress that is tight or form fitting in which half or the entire dress is covered in sequins, rhinestones, glitter, and anything else that is cheep. These dresses are overall vulgar or tacky or both.
"Don't buy that sequin sausage dress, you look tacky!" advised Marie wisely.

"Does this dress look like a sequin sausage?"
"Yes it's too tight, covered in sequins, and looks cheap."
by Gipssie April 13, 2014
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winter sausage

The physically tiny state of a man's penis after he has gone swimming in very cold water.
That water was so cold I got winter sausage.
by Aros71 April 12, 2013
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sausage beaver

One who constructs a dam out of sausages to keep foods from touching other foods. (I.e keeping baked beans and bean sauce away from chips)
Look at him, he is a proper sausage beaver. Diverting the bean flow.
by Rhucu December 15, 2017
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