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Salted pretzel

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.
Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there
by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019
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SALT AND SANCTUARY

Un marinero condenado naufraga en una isla inexplorada. En los valles envueltos en niebla, donde los cadáveres cubiertos de musgo sonrientes se aferran a los brazos oxidados, las figuras tambaleantes comienzan a moverse. Debajo de estructuras desmoronadas y desgastadas por la sal, pasadizos laberínticos conducen a un mal indescriptible, olvidado hace mucho tiempo por el hombre.

Salt and Sanctuary combina a la perfección un combate 2D rápido, brutal y complejo con una mecánica de rol ricamente desarrollada. Descubre, crea y mejora más de 600 armas, piezas de armadura, hechizos y artículos mientras exploras un reino maldito de ciudades olvidadas, mazmorras empapadas de sangre, monumentos profanados y los señores caídos que alguna vez celebraron.

De Ska Studios, el galardonado estudio independiente detrás de una larga lista de títulos de acción estilísticos, viscerales y brutalmente ejecutados que incluyen The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile, The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai y Charlie Murder, llega Salt and Sanctuary, el estudio más Título ambicioso hasta la fecha.
Salt and sanctuary is a really cool game
by Maxfromsamandmax September 17, 2022
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Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.
I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.
by Dak attak July 9, 2018
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salts

Smiled a little then stopped
It's basucally a more accurates version of lol. Example:
-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
-John Cena
-No, it's not. Nobody can see him!
-Salts.
by HaNoWSss February 24, 2019
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salting season

the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships
i don't have to buy her a christmas present bc im celebrating salting season early this year
by boobooheeboo November 27, 2016
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The salt shaker

Applying salt to your tongue before giving a blowjob to suppress your gag reflex
Shazza shook the salt shaker vigourously to dispense salt on her tongue before she swallowed Damos schlong
by Oh honey no May 11, 2019
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Flesh salt shaker

Flesh salt shaking is the act of ejaculating on your food resembling the common seasoning utensil the salt shaker.
Ran out of salt so I just jerked off on to my fries ,my mom calls it the flesh salt shaker
by Alexandevo June 29, 2018
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