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pants-puddle

having one's pants and underwear around one's ankles. The term is usually associated with acts of mastrabation.
I was jerking it in front of the computer with a pants-puddle around my ankles when my mom walked in, talk about awkward.
by Davidizzlewham October 19, 2007
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bonging the pudding

where you stir your cum in pudding and give it to a person that is blazed to eat.
he was an asshole so we were bonging the pudding
by falealili January 17, 2011
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Puddled

To have, after some sexual act, reduced one's partner to a state of passivity via an extraordinary orgasm.

When one is 'puddled', he/she is unable to move, speak or think coherently. They have, effectively, 'melted into a puddle'.
Girl 1: My gosh, he was so good, he totally puddled me.
Girl 2: I'm so jealous! I haven't been puddled in ages...

Guy: I'm going to absolutely puddle you.
Girl: YESSSS!!!
by kiwicheeky October 24, 2012
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puddin

When you have sex with a woman around her menstrual cycle when she is shedding her skin in the vaginal wall, and she has really good sex and this comes out with a combination of cum. NOT just when you make a girl cum. Although the first definition was very good may I point out it was written by a man, I’m a lesbian. This word is also used in a Yung Jock song these people will do anything to get around censorship but still be able to say the nastiest things on the radio
"chew on that puddin like a piece of bubble yum"
by Leafgreen September 10, 2006
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Paddy Thornycroft

best male specimen of poultry in the world!!!!!!! Tanned, blond hair, clever.....oh yeah
"he is a one of a kind"
by shhh its a secret April 24, 2004
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knuckle pudding

Excessive ejaculant located on the extreme appendages, usually generated by masterbation
"Mike got a good stroke on, but left alot of Knuckle pudding on his shirt"
by David Mawhinney September 9, 2003
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sticky date pudding

Offering your friend your partners 'sticky date' after ejaculating into/onto their anus. Commonly known as 'sloppy seconds'.
by Geeza123 September 30, 2009
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