She had to get up at 4:30 this morning to get ready for work. She wanted nothing more than to go back to bed. She was suffering from pre-sun poisoning.
Having to get up before the sun because of daylight savings time gave him pre-sun poisoning.
Having to get up before the sun because of daylight savings time gave him pre-sun poisoning.
by PinkOrchid September 5, 2010
Get the pre-sun poisoningmug. by Frannie U January 11, 2009
Get the pre-manstrual syndromemug. Annoying little 13 year old girls who only listen to 1D and Justin Bieber. They only watch Disney Channel. They get raped by pedophiles and love to wear pink. They laugh at everything and don't take anything seriously. They only text and their grammar is shit.
Pre Teen 1: OMGZZ DID U HEER ABOUT JOSTIN BEEBERS NU ALBUM?
Pre Teen 2: YAHHH IM LISTENING 2 IT RITE NAO
Pre Teen 2: YAHHH IM LISTENING 2 IT RITE NAO
by Cakeroar December 6, 2013
Get the Pre Teenmug. Similar to pre-rinsing dishes prior to washing them, either by hand or dishwasher. Dish, bowl, etc, is placed on the floor & your dog licks it "pre-clean".
by TSgtShoe February 26, 2011
Get the pre-dogmug. 1. The politically correct term for a "bachelor party" (or "bachelorette party"). Typically used to avoid the negative connotations associated with bachelor parties. 2. A celebration prior to a couple's wedding.
Benefit of the word: If used quickly, the listener may think you said "reunion" celebration and will not question you regarding a "pre-union" celebration.
Benefit of the word: If used quickly, the listener may think you said "reunion" celebration and will not question you regarding a "pre-union" celebration.
Wife Scenario 1:
Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's bachelor party next weekend?"
Wife: "No."
Wife Scenario 2:
Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's pre-union celebration next weekend?"
Wife: "Sure honey, have fun."
Hotel Scenario 1:
Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a bachelor party!"
Hotel: "I'm sorry sir, we do not allow bachelor parties at Fancy Hotel due to excessive damage, drug use and prostitution that is typically associated with them. Good-bye."
Hotel Scenario 2:
Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a pre-union celebration!"
Hotel: "Excellent, sir. How many guests will be staying with us?"
Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's bachelor party next weekend?"
Wife: "No."
Wife Scenario 2:
Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's pre-union celebration next weekend?"
Wife: "Sure honey, have fun."
Hotel Scenario 1:
Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a bachelor party!"
Hotel: "I'm sorry sir, we do not allow bachelor parties at Fancy Hotel due to excessive damage, drug use and prostitution that is typically associated with them. Good-bye."
Hotel Scenario 2:
Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a pre-union celebration!"
Hotel: "Excellent, sir. How many guests will be staying with us?"
by theSchneid June 14, 2011
Get the pre-union celebrationmug. A website at coocoobombATblogspotDOTcom
Study of the next war. Focusing on the likely not the desirable.
War gaming coupled with search results on the consequences of war or the avoidance of.
The author, robotgossip, is not a military expert but a fear expert.
I try to focus mostly on probabilities but am not shy of my own subjectivity.
Study of the next war. Focusing on the likely not the desirable.
War gaming coupled with search results on the consequences of war or the avoidance of.
The author, robotgossip, is not a military expert but a fear expert.
I try to focus mostly on probabilities but am not shy of my own subjectivity.
Pre War Forensics example below:
Depending on how far the gov goes on restructuring The United States of McDonald's, it will effect our foreign military obligations.
Rationing healthcare/money/guns will be less to spread around.
Government management is always ineffective/slow to respond to the facts on the ground. Spin the media wheel and try your luck. Chances are even a comic book will have more facts than most government reports.
Perfect timing for assholes around the world to do the voo-doo that they do so well before elections in 2012. It's almost like Billy Jack Obama is assuring a republican win.
Even with the most perfect president and citizenry, everything will be the same except no special sauce or love.
NEXT!!
Depending on how far the gov goes on restructuring The United States of McDonald's, it will effect our foreign military obligations.
Rationing healthcare/money/guns will be less to spread around.
Government management is always ineffective/slow to respond to the facts on the ground. Spin the media wheel and try your luck. Chances are even a comic book will have more facts than most government reports.
Perfect timing for assholes around the world to do the voo-doo that they do so well before elections in 2012. It's almost like Billy Jack Obama is assuring a republican win.
Even with the most perfect president and citizenry, everything will be the same except no special sauce or love.
NEXT!!
by robotgossip April 24, 2010
Get the Pre War Forensicsmug. PTGIF - (Pre-TGIF). Can occur several times during the week as Friday draws closer, though it's usually experienced strongly on Thursdays.
"Why the big smile Marlene? "Oh, it's just PTGIF". "I can't wait for the weekend"!
"Why the big smile Marlene? "Oh, it's just PTGIF". "I can't wait for the weekend"!
by Gregg2050 February 20, 2009
Get the PTGIF - (Pre-TGIF)mug.