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Toilet Pony 

A dirty girl who likes to fornicate. She can be hot, but still disgusting.
That toilet pony asked me to terd on her when I beat it.
Toilet Pony by D-Lyrix February 16, 2010

Scrote Pony 

Is a style of hair worn by men or women whose hair is long enough to pull into a pony tail, but it is too short to actually form the "tail". Thus creating a ball of hair hanging delicately on the back of their head, vividly resembling a male scrotum.

Derives of the words scrotum and pony tail

Found commonly on tom boys, middle aged lesbians, and artsy males who wear stylish ascots.
Co-worker 1: Have you seen Gary's hair today?

Co-worker 2: Yeah. When he walks it bobbles too and fro. When he stands it just hangs there useless and annoying. Kinda like a ball sack.

Co-worker 3: Oh...he's probably going for the Scrote Pony Look

(See Orlando Bloom's Hair in the first Pirates of the Carribean)
Scrote Pony by buffalomagic June 4, 2010

Rug Pony 

A term commonly used by Asian Americans to describe predominantly hairy, skinny Caucasian men with an affinity for cats.
Oh Rinda! Rook at that sexy rug pony and his ferine! I can’t terr if I’m turned on or just hungry!”
Rug Pony by The WBH November 30, 2011

slutty pony 

A girl in her early twenties who is newly separated from her ex who is playing the field a little too much.
Annabella is being a slutty pony since she broke up with Sprinner.
slutty pony by Slutty Pony September 13, 2014

Shank pony 

A badass way of saying Unicorn. A horse with a shank sticking out if its face!
Tom: It's just wied that you wanted a unicorn.

Dave: ...
(Several stab wounds later)

Steve: Thats one badass horse. What happened to Tom?
Dave: He insukted my Shank Pony
Shank pony by Blacksaphire May 15, 2016

folded pony 

A sexual position in which a girl starts on all fours, then places her head between her knees in a way that allows the man to grasp her pony tail as a handle and pull her in to give him a rim job from underneath as he's thrusting on her.
That hooker was expensive, but she gave the best folded pony I've ever had.
folded pony by Arlozenhyze December 23, 2017