The Shetland Pony

Sex act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. As she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the ass with his dick. When ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.

Bill: Meredith, do you like ponies?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?

by Daddy Pumpkin December 16, 2015

Corona pony

After a warm shower with a cold corona one places the empty bottle in you ass. Hence, becoming a Corona Pony.

Dillan's favorite ritual after mowing the grass was the shower, beer and becoming a majestic Corona pony.

by Funguy1971 September 14, 2017

pony in a bush

To meet someone at McDonald's park to fight

Pony in a bush right now

by Iknowthemeaningofthepony June 7, 2016

Pink Poni

Its an occurrence that happens to prodomilty white males durning sex. The pinker the pony the tastier that berry be.

Eh did you hear that Hazey only loves Pink Poni?

by Hazeyxmetal February 6, 2019

Cabbage Pony

That idiot you work with, their only job is to get stuff for you, or just carry things from one place to another mindlessly. That is all they can really do.

Get that Josh Butler to carry that crap, he’s the cabbage pony.

by Meat missile February 22, 2024

yoni pony

A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!

Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!

by CB&PB March 8, 2016

appalachian pony bath

When you run through a field naked with a pony chasing after you trying to lick you clean

After eating those mushrooms, I couldn't resist the urge to take an Appalachian pony bath.

by Fearless Bastard March 17, 2014