Politics

Politics: Religion attacking government; Then acting like it's not government.

Ideally; Politics as it was founded remains unchanged.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Politics

A worthless topic that nobody cares about

-guy 1 oh my god lets talk about politics

-you stfu kys dont care cope hang yourself

by Dezentual February 25, 2022

Politics

A bunch of old men whining over who gets control of the big red button

"Did you hear the news?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some orange peel just bombed half of Nigeria!"
"Man, fuck politics"

by sauceyassmonkey September 18, 2020

Politics

When grown ass adults fight over which colorful animal they like.

NO MY RED ELEPHANT IS BETTER THAN YOUR BLUE DONKEY! NO MY BLUE DONKEY IS WAY BETTER! Politics is fucking stupid.

by comradenazi September 23, 2020

Politic

A prostitute; someone who receives money in exchange for sexual favors; a hooker

Uber express had us standing on the corner like some politics.

by ProudCatOwner July 20, 2018

Politics

Relationship between the acts of government and opinion of its subjects and how the opinion of subjects affects the act of government and how the act of government influences the opinion of subjects.

Politics plays a huge role in governing a country.

by Ashish jojo April 13, 2024

Politics

Politics is the tool the government uses to control the thinking of it's citizens to divide and conquer.

Politics is used to divide people with hate and fear, so that they cling to their political leaders without questioning "their" side.

by SkepticalSkeptic March 17, 2022