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Flag Pole

Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.
Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."

Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
by Half Mast May 27, 2021
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pole hugger

a stupid fuckin bitch that hugs pole like a dipshit
by crackdaddy xshondahaidurken April 16, 2022
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Dead Pole

The Second pole in a two pole structure, or the third pole in a three pole structure. Also can be referred to as the "back pole" or "second pole"
Not to be confused with "Trailing Pole" which is a cousin to a trolling pole, used in deep sea fishing.
We need to move the dead pole to the other side.
by HoY_2 December 6, 2023
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Totem Pole

Rolling a blunt with multiple roaches from finished blunts, then use a nader for the final roach.
We’re gonna smoke that totem pole before we go out, if that’s cool with you
by Smoke sesh July 22, 2018
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Shat-pole

When having a poop, the column of shit hits the water while still coming out of your ass.
Omg, just had a full on shat-pole, good enough for some superhero to slide down.
by MrPabloE May 11, 2025
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Pole vault

When a questionable transgenser woman suddenly pokes you and sees how far across the room you jump
I went home with this baddy last night just to get pole vaulted me across the room.
by Igotlaunched May 21, 2023
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pole sharkin

people who sit around the pole to watch the dancer so their man sticks get hard enough for manual manipulation or scorgasm.
Me and my buddies took him pole sharking before he got married.
by Sky20051965 March 13, 2009
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