packing the missile

The act of thrusting a dildo or buttplug in and out of one's anal cavity for sexual gratification; masturbating anally

Even though Jerrod is a str8 guy, that don't stop him from packing the missile from time to time, whatever floats his boat or plugs his hole.

I had no idea Lola was a poo pipe princess until I walked in on her packing the missile, what a kinky, yet lovely sight.

by pandono September 12, 2011

faux-pack

A false six pack as seen on Robert Pattinson's stomach in New Moon.

A: I'm so excited about New Moon.
B: Why?
A: Because I'm looking forward to see Edward's six pack.
B: I'm excited too but I prefer Jacob's abs because Edward's is a faux-pack.

by hannelskarhann November 30, 2009

jazmyn pack

The ass crack you fucked in 6th grade that is now a guy.

Jazmyn Pack doesn't have a vagenis

by jazmynpack October 12, 2019

Wil Pack

That good good Wil Pack.

I just clapped Wil now he's up in the air. This Wil Pack is exquisite.

by Pouis November 15, 2021

Packing rope

Having a big dick. Originated at the Bahia mar in ft lauderdale

I hooked up with this phi psi and he was packing rope.

by Bahiamar March 24, 2017

packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

by russ e July 29, 2006

shit packed

When two or more people are competing and someone loses, they are known for getting their shit packed.

Guy #1: Dude, I can't believe you beat me!
Guy #2: Yea, you totally got your shit packed!

by Poppa Joe June 22, 2008