by SleepyShard October 16, 2021
by padenfool February 17, 2022
A prison term called out by inmates to indicate the area is free of guards and to proceed with passing contraband or delivering messages. It is also something to call out when someone bends over to indicate a bootyhole is open for business.
"Ay, can I get a yard check? Any 12 out there? -Nah, yard's open man."
"Damn, dropped my soap. -YARD OPEN!"
"Damn, dropped my soap. -YARD OPEN!"
by ThunderBoss September 16, 2021
When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.
by All Bets Hedged January 06, 2021
When someone lunges their genitals onto someone's face in a sliding motion, usually involves sweat and welfare.
Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.
Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.
"After that dinner argument I took your mother into the side room and gave her an Open Face Parkdale slider."
"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."
"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."
by Kdiamondz April 07, 2013
The act of checking something over and over again when deep down inside you know the outcome will never change. Similarly to opening the fridge over and over again when you realize that no matter how many times you do so it's going to be just as empty as it was beforehand. Regardless you continue to do so anyway through wishful thinking.
Checking your phone over and over again after days of being left on delivered is exemplified through this term. No matter how many times you open your phone, you know deep down that you're not going to hear back anytime soon but you can't help yourself from checking in hopes that maybe you're wrong. Many other situations can be applied to "Opening the Fridge '' such as misplacing something and continuously checking the same spot or looking for someone when you know they aren't around.
Checking your phone over and over again after days of being left on delivered is exemplified through this term. No matter how many times you open your phone, you know deep down that you're not going to hear back anytime soon but you can't help yourself from checking in hopes that maybe you're wrong. Many other situations can be applied to "Opening the Fridge '' such as misplacing something and continuously checking the same spot or looking for someone when you know they aren't around.
Thomas: I cant find my cellphone
Lucas: Well where did you last have it?
Thomas: By my desk..
Lucas: Did you check the drawer?
Thomas: Yeah like a thousand times.
Lucas: Then why are you walking over to it and checking again? Also that drawer is very clearly empty...,
Thomas: Maybe I'm just looking on the wrong side...
Lucas: At this point you're just Opening the Fridge
Thomas: Found it! It was under the desk!
Lucas: Oh Good
Thomas: Dang she still hasn't replied...
Lucas: What did I just say.....
Lucas: Well where did you last have it?
Thomas: By my desk..
Lucas: Did you check the drawer?
Thomas: Yeah like a thousand times.
Lucas: Then why are you walking over to it and checking again? Also that drawer is very clearly empty...,
Thomas: Maybe I'm just looking on the wrong side...
Lucas: At this point you're just Opening the Fridge
Thomas: Found it! It was under the desk!
Lucas: Oh Good
Thomas: Dang she still hasn't replied...
Lucas: What did I just say.....
by Human53 July 18, 2024
According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real
The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)
by Guy writing the history books June 21, 2022