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No simp October

A month where no girl is allowed to simp for any fictional or non-fictional boy
Girl 1: Oh my god Jack is so hot
Girl 2: Girl you can’t simp for him it’s no simp October
by The teehee dictionary October 2, 2020
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October 9th

The thiccest girl you’ve ever meant was born today
“When’s your b-day” “October 9th” “oh that’s why your so thicc
by 69,420.666 November 29, 2019
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October 19

The best day of the year for sex
by Mas goney October 13, 2019
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October 9

Hey it’s October 9! Have you gotten your bootie pic today?
by yourdadstherapist October 9, 2020
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October 31

The day when hannah tells Finn she likes him
Me: guess what today is
Hannah: what?
Me: October 31, you have to tell Finn you like him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by plus ultra homo October 19, 2019
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October 9th

NATIONAL GIVE YOUR BAE YOUR HOODIE AND A KISS DAY
Mate 1 : yo fam where are your hoodies
Him: October 9th pal
Her:thanks for the hoodies and kisses baby
by Dumb_b1tch October 8, 2020
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October 15

On October 15 a guy or gurl May do the following to eachother and they other person can not complain:

•Slap there ass
•Hold there hand
•hug them
•kiss them
“Dude it’s October 15!Let’s go find some chicks
by Gracie M October 14, 2019
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