No simp October

A month where no girl is allowed to simp for any fictional or non-fictional boy

Girl 1: Oh my god Jack is so hot
Girl 2: Girl you can’t simp for him it’s no simp October

by The teehee dictionary October 2, 2020

October 9th

The thiccest girl you’ve ever meant was born today

“When’s your b-day” “October 9th” “oh that’s why your so thicc”

by 69,420.666 November 29, 2019

October 19

The best day of the year for sex

It’s October 19 so fuck me now

by Mas goney October 13, 2019

October 9

National Send a bootie pic day

Hey it’s October 9! Have you gotten your bootie pic today?

by yourdadstherapist October 9, 2020

October 31

The day when hannah tells Finn she likes him

Me: guess what today is
Hannah: what?
Me: October 31, you have to tell Finn you like him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by plus ultra homo October 19, 2019

October 9th

NATIONAL GIVE YOUR BAE YOUR HOODIE AND A KISS DAY

Mate 1 : yo fam where are your hoodies
Him: October 9th pal
Her:thanks for the hoodies and kisses baby

by Dumb_b1tch October 8, 2020

October 15

On October 15 a guy or gurl May do the following to eachother and they other person can not complain:

•Slap there ass
•Hold there hand
•hug them
•kiss them

“Dude it’s October 15!Let’s go find some chicks”

by Gracie M October 14, 2019