Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President

Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.

by Evan Patrick June 8, 2014

SpongeBob Patrick

And squidward mr.krabs sandy mrs. Puff man ray bubble buddy plankton Karen. SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick the star.

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SpongeBob Patrick

by Chad pvz2 fan November 20, 2023

patrick dickinson

Bit of an anorexic cunt that likes to slags others for their appearance which I'd like to think is ironic but knowing Patrick he's 100% serious even though he could be 10x uglier. A patrick dickinson likes to make himself puke for the enjoyment of others but still thinks highly of himself. He would talk about taking advantage of drunk girls but would be too scared to touch anyone even if they passed out, thankfully. Don't turn your back to them because they talk mad shit to distract everyone from their insecurities.

Ah man that patrick dickinson fella is a bit of a snake

That patrick dickinson cunt is a misfortune

by MadCunt_3692 October 25, 2018

Patrick

Piece of shit human being. Will flirt with your mom, fuck your girlfriend and steal ur dog.

AVOID Scorpio Patricks at all costs. Great kissers though.

John : Hey did you see my MILF mother?
Ben : Shit, I think she went out with Patrick.
John : Fuck, not again.

by Jonpol November 21, 2021

Patricking

Lying about your age to get with younger girls.

He told me he was 12, he was really patricking.

by Michael mondiello March 31, 2022

Patrick

Patrick /ˈpætɹɪk/, v. where a person performs an action repeatedly that exhibits a severe lack of short-term memory retention.

Named after the index case, Patrick Star of Spongebob Squarepants fame, where Mr. Star's repertoire included many such actions, including "That's not my wallet", where the person agrees to every indicia of an original point, while disagreeing on face with the original point; or "I'm going to eat mine now!", wherein the person forgets they consumed an item in full, and then makes an attempt to eat the item again.

This is an effective debate tactic, because the person operating from this position completely believes (or is presumed to completely believe) what it is they are saying and doing, complicating a good-faith discussion.

I just patricked that whole candy bar.

Congratulations on patricking the whole argument for twenty-five minutes. We're back to square one now.

by Sosumi, Inc. October 18, 2025

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Ratk1d December 17, 2019