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by someone irrevelent dude March 31, 2020

Mustache ride

A Mustache ride is an experience one has when in attendence at a -The Mustache-(of wisconsin)- concert. This notion is manifested in the perpetual urging of all young ladies to be in a line when they lust for a Mustache ride.

As DJ Jazzy Jebadiah leaned back, microphone in hand, sweat dripping from his hair, he motioned the finest lady of the audience to shake her bodatious body. When the band's song was over and that nasty babe had danced her heart out, it was clear without doubt she had just endured a wild Mustache ride.

Dan says, "It wasn't the first time The Mustache ever called for the donkey dicks to get up and dance, but dang man, this time their music gave me a wicked nasty Mustache ride!"

by Chuck Narwhale October 13, 2009

Mustafa

Mustafa is the worst person you could ever meet. He is very annoying and rude all the time, and he disrespects women. He is always very lazy and does NOT know how to do anything. Very low than average in thinking (or anything), which is quite confusing due to his very unusual large head. He is one of the ugliest humans to ever be seen, and no body would possible love him or even like him. He has very terrible hygiene, and never seems to clean himself. Overall, he is a terrible person and wouldn't suggest go near him.

UGH MUSTAFA IS SOO RUDE AND ANNOYING

by ismayonaiseaninstrument? December 3, 2019

Ford Mustang SVT

I just had group sex with the SVT

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Musta

English-Go
Jagwanga-Musta

"I musta now,pleaze I gotta meeting."

by Dancehall December 24, 2004

Red Mustache

Popping a girl's cherry then motorboating her vagina, leaving a "red mustache" above and around your upper lip.

My girlfriend was upset that I popped her cherry, so to make her feel better I gave her a red mustache.

by Harper Valentine March 22, 2010

refried mustache

when an obese woman with a mouth full of refried beans, is jackhammered orally -- errupting quantaties of bean out of the nostrils, settling on the upper lip.

I tried to kiss her, but her refried mustache smelt like tequila and feces

by mustache revival March 13, 2011