Murder Monkey

Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.

Man: oh shit its a murder monkey

by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021

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Murderfull

The act of doing a regular action with a murderous intent/expression.

She just loves murderfull kisses.

by Sixtysixbottlesofsex December 14, 2021

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Murder the member day

On December 18th, the owner will exact vengeance on the members who have tormented him. This only lasts one day, and the member is unable to stop the destruction.

Member: That was a wonderful event yesterday, where we beat up the owner.
Owner: It's now my turn to seek vengeance it's Murder the member day.
Member: Oh nooooo!

by Seiferious December 17, 2021

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