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Mongo

Any persons belonging to the native or indigenous tribes of america that share similar dna, rna, haplogroups, and blood types with the Mongolians of Mongolia and other Asian countries.

A native or indigenous person according to the black law dictionary is any persons born in any country regardless of their origin. For example, an persons orgins could be Arabia but this individual may be born in America. This will classify this person as an native american regardless of orgin.
The mongo who lives on the reservation claims his orgin is American but his dna says he is from Mongolia.
by Choctaw dan August 9, 2022
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monta vista

A highly competitive public high school in Cupertino California, often mistaken for Monte Vista Christian School. Around the late 1990s, asians began taking over and now it has become a nerd school. It is extremely homogenous not only in terms of the appearance of the students, but also their interests and hobbies, such as music tastes.

Girls usually listen to Kpop and boys listen to a random mainstream rapper, has anyone heard of Dragonforce? Probably not. Most people think about grades all day, and about 97% of the students end up in college. But there's always a cult of 20-30 kids who work out all the time. There's also a group of people who wanna be rappers or something, and think they are gangsters. 100% of the students identify as part of the LGBTQ community. We have a communist club. Oh and did I mention that every club on campus was created for the sole purpose of helping kids get into harvard? The only sports teams that win anything are crosscountry. cuz we skinny. Football team sucks.

You'd think that people in monta vista were "good kids", since they just study all day, but drugs and alchohol have been smuggled to homecoming , people do that dance called freaking, and coitus happens on campus.
You're so Monta Vista that you pulled allnighters in higschool to get straight A's and 20 APs to get into UC Berkeley computer science and graduate summa cum laude, only to have your boss be a San Jose state grad with a 2.8 gpa.
by YouraverageMVGrad August 9, 2022
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Mongo-namous

A extremely rare type of relationship in which an alpha male, often too busy at pursuing excellence to have time for spinning plates, courts a mentally retarded (formerly: mongoloid) female. The relationship shares similarities with other male-female interactions in which the only quality the female provides is access to easy sex. However, many experts have noted the downsides of this relationship are minimized and therefore perfectly suited for a hyper-successful Chad. In a mongo-namous relationship, the female requires very little maintenance or capital spending as she essentially spends all day locked in her room talking to herself and watching cartoons.
"I recently gave up on high-end call girls and found a company that ships young, handicapped gals from rural China in a shipping container for a fraction of the price... I always loved having access to a multitude of women and never imagined I'd be swept away in a mongo-namous relationship. Best decision I've ever made!"
by KiloChad August 16, 2022
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Mongy Mong

The Asteroid of stupid people that think you can't hear them talking weird over there or think that the flip side is impossible, especially when you are the real treal one on globe and they are conceited beyond a dork, ignorantly they treat you like shit either because they are high or just stupid and you are kindly not causing trouble and bothering anybody but they remain to be mongy mong and you could pro their ass but mongy mong will just be treat cupid like shit and expect the angel to fly to galaxy...
OK Mongy Mong I can hear you

Wam bam mongy mong I have come
by HaloTheHalo August 20, 2022
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Munga

What you was chasing Munga at the rodeo joog?

Yeah joog, I wasn't going home friggin myself silly this time
by I'm anybody's man August 21, 2022
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Mongs who pong

A creative inspirational young group. There is never no drama with these twatbags but it’s fine because everyone wishes to be just like them. They’re intelligent when needed and stupid always.
Man I wish I was a Mong who ponged.

A mong who pong is a person who is in the snap chat group chat mongs who pong.
by A.rascal September 7, 2022
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MONG

Ever since the Ethereum merge, the MONG began.

GPU miners saw their rewards from mining available POW crypto coins being less than their cost of electricity to mine. It costs more to mine coins than what it's worth
by kobebeef69 September 17, 2022
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