tasty meat

Giving head.

I want a girl that loves tasty meat.

by Blockagoliath April 22, 2016

Children meat

When you own a beef factory in Vietnam but then you realize there are no cows in Vietnam so you butcher your child laborers and make them into food.

This children meat tastes soooo good

Oh darn I don’t have cows, time for children meat substitution

by LittleBoneFaggot September 16, 2019

Meat Tutu

A man's foreskin, typically either a Jew or European.

Girl 1: So did you fuck Steinfeld last night?

Girl 2: No, he still had a meat tutu.

Girl 1: Oh gross, I should of known with a name like Steinfeld.

by Meat tutus June 10, 2015

meat tricycle

The act of having sex with your friend and one girl, one penis is inserted into the vagina whilst the other goes into the mouth and like this you both pick the girl up and run around to make a Meat Tricycle.

man kyle is really cool and I think I want him to make a Meat Tricycle with Beth and I.

by Harmless Words January 15, 2019

gutter meat

Any meat of indeterminate nature, or of questionable quality. Will typically cause gastric distress, although it very well may be quite delectable.

That gutter meat burrito from the taco truck will tear me up in twenty minutes, but it was totally worth it.

by Tyrannosaurus.supremo June 24, 2016

Meat Sick

The common illness of slutty girls. When you take too much dick in too short of time and your body starts shutting down and rejecting anything that resembles a dick, including meat. Commonly known as dick sick.

Dude 1: "Broooo, have you seen Brooklyn since the orgy??
Dude 2: "Nahhh dude, but I saw she was getting pegged like a pin cushion"
Dude 1: " Yea broski, she's totally Meat Sick... She can't even look at a cucumber"

by SplumCannon2000 October 12, 2016

Clown Meat

When a someone initially makes it look like you have a chance with them by making advances or flirting and you fall for it, but it turns out they were joking, or just using you for personal gain.

Blueballs or loner boner.

Usually, everyone except the one affected notices that the victim probably has rose-tinted glasses on in this situation.

Person 1: Man, that girl Katelyn really just took my money and left me.

Person 2: I told you to stop whipping out that clown meat and break it off with her, but you didn't listen

by Neoslayer July 24, 2021