moist meat

Moist meat an act of trying to cook a hamburger 🍔 the right way to no avail still leaving the meat red and cold on the inside.

Damnit Troy! You made moist meat again?

by Rusty L Shackleford April 29, 2019

Meat On Demand

Two people who marry and fuck each other silly!!!

Wife: Sexy hubby, where is my Meat on Demand?

Hubby: Ritgh here in my pants! (pointing at his junk)

by Nerd blast February 16, 2016

Meat-Muzzle

Insinuating that someone will quiet someone else by placing their penis into the annoying, talking persons mouth.

Shut up or i will slap the Meat-Muzzle on you. Bitch.

by Obb September 15, 2007

meat tea

verb:The act of soaking one's balls in hot water and serving it to an unknowing victim.

Dude, this taste like meat tea.

by doopi March 13, 2014

Leg meats

A women’s vagina.

Damn it’s hot outside. I gotta go wash my leg meats.

by PDKT August 18, 2023

Meat Creeper

Meat Creeper: What a guy encounters when he slides his hand up the leg of what he previously thought was a woman.

Dude, I had the scare of my life with that chick from the party last night.

The unusually tall one?

Yeah, she wasn't what I thought.

What, you had a rendezvous with the Meat Creeper?

by shakerrr February 27, 2011

wall meat

The glorious meat found at the glorious hole.

"Oh, I hope I get my filling of glorious wall meat today. Long, moist, glorious wall meat."

by TurbulentStar September 29, 2018