lemon mishap

pissing yourself in public or in privacy.

my son had a lemon mishap

by REMEMBER ........... MEEEEEEEE June 3, 2015

Lemon

Those yellow, sour things that life gives you, in order for you to make lemonade.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"

by Chris-Chan August 31, 2015

Lemon

Some weird ass motherfucker that's into dressing goth, smoking a vape, having tons of piercings, and doing out of mainstream drugs.

"That fucking dude right there looks like a damn lemon."

"Bruh this lemon-ass party was so whack but the booze and bud was free so I took what I could and dipped"

by Northern Kush July 30, 2016

lemon grass water

the smell of urine after the consumption of asparagus

Man it smells like lemon grass water in here

by een181 June 11, 2016

Lemon

A mentally disabled fruit; Having enough chromosomes to reproduce asexually and alone forever

Lemon: "OH! TWENTY ONE TWENTY ONE TWENTY ONE"

by RetardedFroot May 29, 2016

lemonade slide

When a girl is grinding on a guy on the dance floor and accidentally leaves a pee stain on his pant leg. Similar to a snail trail.

That chick was totally getting me hot on the dance floor until she left a lemonade slide on my pants!

by filthy pirate hooker March 6, 2016

Lemonade Squirts

Having unctrollable exertions of urine that can be very painful if the urination continues for too long of a time. This can also be compared to the 'trots'.

Yeah sorry man, I can't go out, I have the lemonade squirts.

by afablesotrue August 11, 2016