A sloppy Karen is when you’re giving a blowjob and you throw up on his dick and swallow it back down without them noticing.
Matt: hey, what happened with that guy last night you guys were really hitting it off?
Finn: oh yeah I took him home but I was so drunk I gave him a sloppy Karen but he didn’t notice so it was all good.
Finn: oh yeah I took him home but I was so drunk I gave him a sloppy Karen but he didn’t notice so it was all good.
by Fboi April 26, 2020
Get the Sloppy Karen mug.Karen's cleavage is when you get in a very deep argument with a Karen, usually in her firing you or calling your manager if you won
"oh man, I got so deep in Karen's cleavage."
"How man?"
"well we had no pumpkin spice lattes left. I tried to tell her its April, but she managed to fire me."
"How man?"
"well we had no pumpkin spice lattes left. I tried to tell her its April, but she managed to fire me."
by mamabootsyae69 February 19, 2020
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i have to exit the premises as the spot I am at has reached its karen capacity and the cops are here
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Get the Karen capacity mug.Karen Lite is when your mom acts like a Karen at some times, but does not at other times. She does not drink wine but she wants to talk to your manager.
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Susan: Omg Let’s go get day drunk on Riesling and yell at some minimum wage workers and crash our SUV’s. Then we can go on a Facebook rant about 5G and vaccines and watch The Family Stone.
Karen: always down for a marathon of Karen Porn, Fuck yeah, I’m in!
Karen: always down for a marathon of Karen Porn, Fuck yeah, I’m in!
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She nannies adults by ear splitting screams of “ use your words, use your words”!!! She extolls the virtues of soy and is a rabid vegan and reads you the riot act if you aren’t.
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She nannies adults by ear splitting screams of “ use your words, use your words”!!! She extolls the virtues of soy and is a rabid vegan and reads you the riot act if you aren’t.
by Sparkle Eyed July 17, 2020
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