Person A: Last night I saw a f***ing Josh Murffit!!!
Person B: Oh S**t! Did you lock the doors, hide yo kids and wife, call the S. W. A. T team and pray for your life??
Person B: Oh S**t! Did you lock the doors, hide yo kids and wife, call the S. W. A. T team and pray for your life??
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Get the Josh Zinkin mug.Tendency of a publicly traded market, such as a stock market, to rise shortly before the market closes (in a manner that is at once surprising yet somehow predictable). The adjective presumably comes from the American colloquial "josh", as in "joke" or "it happened again so you must be joking", and "jam" as in a supply of buying orders that overwhelms the selling pressure on the market.
by evanesce June 6, 2011
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He is weak and loses at everything and enjoys to drink iced tea that tastes like piss. He is dank
He is weak and loses at everything and enjoys to drink iced tea that tastes like piss. He is dank
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