Jackies

White females who embody the epitome of unoriginality. They will post photos on Instagram and snapchat that include selfies with the caption “I woke up like this”, and pictures of her girlfriends with drinks in their hands, followed by the caption “girl squad.” Their Snapchats and instagrams are filled with selfies, pictures of food (at the most popular restaurant in the city), and will always go out of her way to capture every moment on video or photo just so she can post it on her social media. Essentially, they live to post pictures, rather than actually enjoying the moment in real life. In reality, they’re most likely not enjoying the moment, and need to be liked by everybody.

They go to yoga and make sure they snapchat a photo of themselves with their yoga pants on, and the words on her shirt that say “namaste” or “rosé all day” or “yoga, starbucks, coffee, wine.” They are followers, keep up to date on every single mainstream thing; music, clothes, hair, makeup, shoes, accessories, etc.

On most days, you will see them wearing leggings, and oversized sweater, a north face, a sweatshirt with the ‘PENN STATE’ or any other college written across it, or, a Victoria’s Secret ‘pink’ sweatshirt, paired with ugg boots, oversized sunglasses, hair is either long and straughtended (with or without extensions) or in a “messy bun” which actually took an hour to achieve. They will also have a Starbucks cup in her hand, with a Kate Spade or Michael Kors purse on their shoulder.

That bar was filled with Jackies. Even the guys were Jackies. I left immediately and threw up.

by It’s Britney Bitch December 25, 2017

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