God

The man people turn to when they have murdered someone because no matter how many people you murder God won't give a fuck as long as you don't talk shit about him.

(Me) - I just murdered everyone in the church... oh well god will be alright with it, it's not like I committed blasphemy or anything.

by The God That Knows Everything May 6, 2015

god

dog backwards

oh my god tiffiny!🤞

by HighPing June 5, 2019

God

Santa Clause for adults.

Atheist: I broke my leg.

Christian: Don't worry, I will pray for you, and God will make your leg heal faster!

Atheist: Tha fuck?

by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016

God

Shrek

Person 1: who is god?
Person 2 : shrek is god

by Yourlocalenby March 25, 2021

god

god is a beautiful being, full of light and love. how dare you commoners call him these names when himself has planted the ground that thou walks upon! The hyms praising him bring joy to my heart, and any excuse to do extra chapel lessons is a good excuse. God hath made you equaly and in his eyes you are all great. However, may those of you who disagree with me-burn in the fiery pit of hell reserved for sinners who do not love god. You shall be condemned do doom, may you be smited you commoners.

may god live on in the glory of heaven, our father. AMEN!

by bible-babe December 2, 2004

God

A folk-lore hero who people believe in because there was a fairy tale written about him called The Bible. He ended up causing hatred and war (Holocaust, hating gays for no reason)

He also blocks peoples minds from learning true scientific facts. If you're smart, don't believe in this guy.

John believed in god so he hates innocent people. His mind has been blocked from science.

by Richy_Greenback March 23, 2013

God

God was popular slang among 90’s New York rappers. It meant the same thing as “man”, “son”, or “nigga”, but was based in the religious views of the Five-Percenter Nation an afro-centric religious group founded in New York

Bang
Yo Nas,
Yo what the fuck is this bullshit on the radio son?

Nas
Chill, Chill that the shit God, chill.

by Bang187 October 18, 2011