A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.
Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.
by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024
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Get the Taint Gurgler mug.Bit•O•Honey that has been stored in the front pocket of your pants, for at least an hour, warming it next to your balls and giving it a nice soft fresh caramel feel and consistency ready for either your consumption or to share with a friend.
by BourbonMike March 1, 2025
Get the Taint•O•Honey mug.The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel
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Get the Phoenician Taint Tickle mug.An extreme case of genital chafing that is supplemented by poor hygiene and extreme physical activity. Side effects include, but are not limited to: swamp ass, excessive smegma, raw gooch, and a burning sensation from the upper thighs to the sphincter.
After a three day camping trip in the woods, Timmy had a severe case of ogre taint.
Christopher was in dire need of a shower in order to scrape the funk off his ogre taint following his five mile run.
Christopher was in dire need of a shower in order to scrape the funk off his ogre taint following his five mile run.
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