A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.
Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.
Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.
Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.
The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011
Get the five dollar pissmug. Said when they scream they Holler for that cumgantua of a father still lies about his laguer say if u suck at smoking your author give the world the laaftaer
I swear if one more mufukas try me again imma gon and get the knife an kut off that lil pipe mufuka game me a finiky dollar fa what where hhha Ima use this piece of shit muhh fucking thing gat a whole rip n the mufuka taped it back like what in the name of my savior pfft please what am I talking about say how’s your day
by OneNippiKid June 18, 2021
Get the Finiky dollarmug. by urbangenius420 June 8, 2021
Get the dollars and dollsmug. Trevor: Here, Darling, why don't you... go get yourself something nice, okay?
Denise: Thank you! ~
Denise: This-this is 7 dollars.
Denise: Thank you! ~
Denise: This-this is 7 dollars.
by Ulbricht August 14, 2023
Get the 7 dollarsmug. Similar to nickel and dime but rather than try to squeeze every cent from you in small increments, it's done so with larger amounts i.e. dollars rather than nickels.
Wait, I already paid full price for this game and you want to charge me $10 more just to get a feature that should have been in the game from the start? Way to dollar and cent your customers!
by thelonefoodie November 10, 2019
Get the dollar and centmug. 
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
Get the Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)mug.