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Cig-horny

Andy Lee is often seen storming into his local tobacconist red-faced and cig-horny
by bromor3 June 21, 2023
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Horny Haze

When a guy starts using their penis to think instead of their brain. That foggy feeling you get only while horny, taking away all the things that you wouldn't say. You usually never ask that one girl in Psychology class to Netflix and Chill, but your Horny Haze isn't making you think straight. The best way to fix your Horny Haze before you text your old high school sweetheart to send nudes, just quickly bust a nut. Your Horny Haze will disappear and you'll be able to think rationally again.
BRO, I almost messaged my ex last night if she was down to bang, I was in a Horny Haze.

I can't believe I asked this girl to come over this weekend, she's like a 4/10 and it's my Horny Haze fault for this.
by Caliginous November 25, 2020
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Horny energy

Horny energy is the dark energy that is formed in a man’s testicles as he abstains from sexual pleasures.
If a man abstains from sexual pleasure for a long time, he may experience confusion and cause harm to those close to him.
Horny energy is an ancient Egyptian concept.
The story tells that the death god Anubis, took the eunuch men to eternal punishment, because they used dark energy for the wrong purposes.
Horny energy is the dark energy that is formed in a man’s testicles as he abstains from sexual pleasures.
If a man abstains from sexual pleasure for a long time, he may experience confusion and cause harm to those close to him.
Horny energy is an ancient Egyptian concept.
The story tells that the death god Anubis, took the eunuch men to eternal punishment, because they used dark energy for the wrong purposes.
by zenmastersam788 August 10, 2021
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broken horny

When you are terrified of having sex with the wrong woman that will add issues to your life.
by Black_fox January 2, 2018
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horny nigger

A black person that wants to beat you up with is gigant monke couk
You horny nigger get out off my ass hole im only 5!
by 123LOLFUNNYGUY October 10, 2022
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weed horny

when you have a really strong urge to smoke weed almost as if you are horny for it
bro I was so weed horny last night but I never ended up smoking
by nigga148 October 19, 2019
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Horny Toad

Ozican rhyming slang for 'road.'
Give us a stubby for the horny toad, mate?
by Croc Cowboy September 17, 2019
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