A sexual act in which a man wears antlers, pushes the Stanley cup up his partner's vagina and pours maple syrup down her asshole.
by Colbert's Army February 05, 2010
A sexual act where a moose fucks a man or woman, and at the same time is eating maple syrup out of someones asshole, whom of which tries to mutter the Canadian national anthem while masturbating into the Stanley Cup.
by CNation BDK February 05, 2010
An annual orgy held in Ottawa during the Stanley Cup series wherein the participants will only copulate with moose antlers using maple syrup as lubricant.
by Colbert Nation #4209 February 05, 2010
That cracker is not going to fuck with those guys on black history month, he's going to keep walking. Besides, he knows their tricks.
by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021
A day of celebration in Canada honouring Celine Dion. Traditionally the celebrations are started by Wayne Gretzky taking a diarrhea poo into Celine Dions mouth while she attemps to sing the Canadian national anthem. At noon on this great day rabid tequila fed Bears, Cougars, Moose, and Beavers are then set loose by the thousands in downtown Toronto to rape, kill, and eat whatever they please. Celebrations are concluded by Avril Lavigne finger banging a Canadian Goose to orgasm while Wayne Gretzky in turn fornicates her with a golden jewel encrusted hockey stick.
"Dude did you watch Canadian History? The viscosity of Wayne Gretzky's diarhea poo this year was amazing!"
by Fanatana817 February 20, 2010
Me: I gave this girl all of Canada's History.
Him: You even got your hands on the Stanley Cup?
Me: It was, sadly, just a replica.
Him: You even got your hands on the Stanley Cup?
Me: It was, sadly, just a replica.
by bukkakeface February 05, 2010
An old man was in his cottage in the woods with a Lassie-type dog that is licking his nuts. While the dog was going to town, the old man takes a pair of moose horns dripping with maple syrup and proceeds to shove the horns up the dogs ass. Then the dog shits out the maple syrup and poo into the stanley cup, and the man chugs the bloody shit stew. He yacks back into the Stanley Cup and the dog laps it hugrily with his tongue.
stephen colbert and Canada's History
by thecrackensir February 05, 2010