grass thoughts

Basically when you fell in love whom u know u won't get and simply waste time thinking abt the person, you r said to be experiencing grass thoughts

Hey man, yesterday my brain went to graze on grass
I am experiencing grass thoughts, so please scold me so that I can come back to real life

by Golden_CyborgGG December 21, 2023

Grass

A foreign item that is found in the mysterious realm of "outside". It is unknown if this mythical substance is cap.

Millenial: Go touch grass
Gen Alpha: What the skib are you on?

by skibidisigma_nocap July 18, 2024

Grass sack

What a dealer would call what he hauls his weed in

I was on the corner and someone jacked my grass sack.

by Jake Townes April 16, 2015

Guy grass

When you deep throat a man so deep, that his pubic hairs also fill your mouth.

One of the Smart Kids favorite activities, is to Guy Grass each other.

by DigBick NTS July 9, 2021

Grass

Look outside. It's the green stuff on the ground.

Sometimes, I go outside, eat grass and moo

by Bridgeon May 17, 2023

Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home

His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.

by GG1000 April 9, 2022

Grass

Something you should touch.

Jerry: LET'S FUCKING GO I GOT A 15 KILL STREAK ON CS:GO!

Liam: Dude, go touch some fucking grass.

by Renewings November 11, 2021