To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.
Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.
Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.
by MagicMahn January 9, 2022
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by Thatsuperkewldude June 6, 2023
Get the Goon mug.The act of cutting off a buffalo's head and covering yourself in it's blood while gooning under the moon.
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Get the we used to goon at ts mug.The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.
by J0LLY July 1, 2024
Get the Crusty Goon mug.The act of flashing the lights in your room very fast whilst stroking thy chicken to create a huge hallucinogenic experience.
by Peter Pener March 13, 2025
Get the Flash Gooning mug.A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.
The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.
The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.
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