Meth heads, tweakers and junkies have a penchant for precious metals and other bartering goods, copper, in particular. They can be seen rummaging through dumpsters around industrial complexes but are most commonly spotted under the hood of a Kia in a nightclub parking lot. Typical markings include: someone else’s discarded cigarette butt hanging, stuck to their bottom lip; shorts so dirty you wonder how they could possibly get that way; a ripped football T-shirt from a Super Bowl in the 90’s; and sometimes during breeding season, a white plastic ‘thank you’ bag tied in a knot filled with various unknown goods. Juveniles have a full set of teeth; adults have few to no teeth. One particularly unique trait of this goblin is a distinct musk gland that emits an odor akin to lukewarm scrotum and industrial paint thinner. If one sees a questionable act they must shout in an authoritative voice from a distance or shine bright light upon the subject in question. If the subject proceeds to scatter towards a nearby chain link fence holding their arms to their chest with a full ripped t shirt of scrap metal like a frightened squirrel- one has positively identified a Copper Goblin.
I drove by the cemetery on my way home and observed a breeding pair of copper goblins eying the iron entry gates.
We stopped at Home Depot the other day, when we walked by the dumpster we could hear the rummaging of an entire herd of copper goblins!
Did you know that copper goblins, when molting from larva to adult, can lose up to one tooth per week while consuming more than half their body weight in raw amphetamines?
We stopped at Home Depot the other day, when we walked by the dumpster we could hear the rummaging of an entire herd of copper goblins!
Did you know that copper goblins, when molting from larva to adult, can lose up to one tooth per week while consuming more than half their body weight in raw amphetamines?
by Fishingwithdabrigs June 25, 2023
Get the Copper Goblinmug. by tarljohnson1 August 24, 2023
Get the goblin cockiemug. Goblin mode refers to a state of being where someone embraces laziness, sloppiness, or self-indulgence without concern for social norms or expectations. It's about being unapologetically yourself, even if that means being a bit of a mess.
“I’m going full goblin mode this weekend—staying in pajamas, binge-watching shows, and eating junk food all day.”
by YkMatt August 21, 2024
Get the Goblin Modemug. A person who (usually in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons) impulsively keeps all loot acquired on their travels, even if it is of little to no current or future worth.
“Last session Justin was such a loot goblin, he took almost everything that wasn’t nailed down in the dungeon!”
by Troll200 August 17, 2023
Get the Loot Goblinmug. by boogerjones July 9, 2023
Get the Golden Goblinmug. A method in Clash Royale consisting of spamming spear goblins and huts, resulting in a self lobotomization, making you retarded.
Person 1: Hey, are you using the Spear Goblin Spam method?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You do realize only low tier arena bots use that when their AI gets desperate, right?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You do realize only low tier arena bots use that when their AI gets desperate, right?
by unused username February 14, 2024
Get the Spear Goblin Spammug. by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022
Get the sperm goblinsmug.