Funny Turtle

When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.

Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.

by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016

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funny

The opposite of someone named Josiah

Yeah that would have been funny but since your name is Josiah, I won't laugh

by shaquilleoatmel4412 July 16, 2022

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funny

something you're not or/and something you think you are.

shawn'qwaeqwae: "Yo daddy gay ahahah."
the friend group: you're not funny..

by charli dam mama olio December 20, 2020

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funny trees

weed

Hey bro you wanna smoke sum funny trees
Yeah lol

by FireSpaghetti April 16, 2019

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The 3am Funnies

A humourous event that only occurs during the hours of the night in quiet conditions triggering a lengthy uncontrollable laughing fit amongst participants.

"HAHAHAHA- its the 3am funnies!"
"Nooo! The 3am funnies!"

by Jedie September 18, 2022

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