Floor

The ground

Tub me on the floor daddy. Or perhaps awq fuck there's cum on my floor

by Sussy imposter gay balls October 8, 2021

floor nerding

to sit in on the floor of a corridor at a web conference checking your email on the conference wifi.

floor nerding is much seen at the South By South West conference.

by Richard Pope March 10, 2008

Floor Carpet

A small section of carpet that is usually placed on top of a large and many times non-carpet floor. Otherwise known as: A rug.

Will you please clean the floor carpet for me?

by rasbowlincoln August 8, 2016

chair floor

marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor

p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!

by ehhmazing July 15, 2023

Floor chink

Someone who lays prone on an objective

That man is a total floor chink.

by MulletCar December 8, 2022

floor clothes

(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.

Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.

by Seth L-V February 5, 2008

Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder

A fish that sings “don’t pee on the floor use the comonder”

“Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder” Ratatata ratata dont pee on the floor use the comonder laaaaa la la la la

by kai_nyx April 9, 2022