December 14

is national fuck your girlfriend day!
treat your girl right:3

gf: ”hey so what do you wanna do today?”

me: ”ya knoww;)) it’s december 14”

by Jolledolle December 4, 2019

December 3

Nacho Average Day

Eat Nachos and make nacho puns

Person 1: I love you in queso you didn't know.

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Person 2: It's December 3rd, but it's noch-yo cheese
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Person 3: Do you wanna taco 'bout it?

by jtrdytfuygifg November 19, 2019

december 9

national ask your crush out day

Guy 1: Dude go ask your crush out is december 9

Guy 2: ok then you have to ask yours out also

by nathan_hitsbombs December 3, 2019

December 22

On this day you have to kiss or hug Vanessa cuz she’s cute and beautiful and thicc

December 22

Mwah

by oobdablooga October 18, 2019

9 december

the national kick that bitch who’s birthday is today

hey happy birthday: “kicks”
BITCHH WHAT WAS THAT

Me: remember todAys 9 DeCeMbEr!!!

by Sister james December 5, 2020

december 22

a real bitch was born and can’t tell her shit

damn girl you the shit born on december 22

by johnlow October 22, 2019

24th december

*mum and dad go to bed*

*you wait an hour for them to get to sleep*
*go downstairs and look at your presents*

*stay downstairs till morning and then you can wake everyone up* CHRISTMAS EVE

pull an all nighter on the 24th december!!

by grrrrrand December 3, 2019