Deaded

Referring to someone being robbed of something; usually an object.

Friend A: Can I see your pencil?
Friend B: No, I'm using it.
Friend A snatches pencil from Friend B
Friend C: Ha! You just got deaded for your pencil!

by Teddii Bear January 16, 2009

Skype Date

When two people set up a time to video chat on the program Skype in order to masterbate while watching the other masterbate as well. Also a nice time for strip tease.

Jill: I have a skype date later with Jack.
Julie: What are you going to take off this time?

Ben: What is a skype date, man?
Jack: A time when I get to get off while watching my girl touch herself.
Ben: I need to do that!

by Giggles44 January 10, 2010

Double Date

The use of two hands to jerk off

When I rub one out, I like to double date.

by DeezNutz February 19, 2003

Post-Dated Check

A young girl who is hot but too young to nail. However, after several years she we become of age and you will be able to nail her. Hence, post-dated check

Have you seen Steve's sister? She's definately a post-dated check!

by King of Buffalo August 30, 2005

D-Date

A date un-organized or un-planned but jumped into awkwardly and unofficially or a date where you are bombarded by questions and/or not able to speak

Example 1
John: Hey do you want to go to the movies
Kate: Ya sure i'll meet you there
John: Umm WTF a D-Date
Kate: O.K. cya there
John: Alright
Example 2
John: Hey
Kate: Hey omg (constant rambling)
John: Oh ya...
Kate: No no no its like (more rambling)
John: Wow O.K.

by MC Whitey1551 April 18, 2010

deafer

A slang term describing a person who is hard of hearing/deaf, who makes it painfully apparent that they cannot hear anything. Deafers are easily identified by making obnoxious honking noises while signing, loud breathing, excessive use of the middle finger, and playing loud music in an attempt to hear the bass. Deafers are reportedly able to mimic seal noises during coitus.

John: Yo, those fucking deafers were up 'til 4 last night running up and down the halls.
Mary: I know, they kept honking at each other, and knocking their doors. Don't they realize they can't hear?

by KarlJeffries July 27, 2008

cumbuckety date bate

some hoe that flirts with every guy she see's

Ashley is a cumbuckety peace of date bate, all she does is flirts with the uglyest people ever

by *~Jennerz*~ May 9, 2005