Absolute Pussy Slayer, acts gay but is straight. Massive Penis but hides it with insecurities, teachers need to watch out else he'll bop you one bang
by Pelling_lad March 2, 2017
Get the david hillmug. A David Brito is one with a sense of humor only few people can understand... he doesnt know what he want right now maybe not looking to settling down afraid of being hurt. He doesnt have bad intentions but can hurt someone if you love him. He doesnt let many people in fully, if you do actually know him its a great thing youll see a whole new side of him and enjoy him as a person. he looks tuff but once you get to know him hes goofy weird and if you fall in love with him oh what a mistake unless hes actually in love with you if he leaves you itll be incredibly hard to get over him you cant forget a david. they will make a mark on your heart.
by flashblogger August 1, 2018
Get the David Britomug. by Ghdgdh January 13, 2020
Get the David Cullisonmug. David is a teacher that is obsessed with JoJo Siwa and Star Wars. He throws candy at his favourite students and then we fight over the candy.
by GabbieStan21 November 29, 2018
Get the David Fentonmug. Keith David starred in a wide variety of movies, like the well known movie "They Live" Where stupid hipsters took the OBEY sign and put it on their faggy douchebag hats. Also very well known for his role as the arbiter in Halo 2 and 3,Keith David is like a slightly less famous Morgan Freeman.
by Mr.tay May 24, 2016
Get the keith davidmug. He is the definition of packing a large penis in his small pants, he is often used as an example to compare penises with. When he is erect he packs 19 CM. His entire fame is dependent on his male reproductive organ.
by Soothulakatti69 April 25, 2022
Get the David Dariusmug.