David Opper

1.Theater god that doesn't give you a direct answer. He instead gives you a bunch of riddles.

2. A Jewish Playa that sneaks in the back of formal events.

3. Someone that makes the Captain Lou Albano beard look good with a ponytail.

My stagecraft teacher totally just David Oppered me.

by Tabooman April 5, 2010

David Black

A person who is typically described as a legend

Steve: Let go hit the clubs
John: But its Tuesday
Steve: Fuck it
Lads: What a David Black

by DaveMcCancerNuggets October 20, 2016

David Fenton

David is a teacher that is obsessed with JoJo Siwa and Star Wars. He throws candy at his favourite students and then we fight over the candy.

David Fenton is the best teacher EVER

by GabbieStan21 November 29, 2018

David Dice

A term coined on Fandible Actual Play Podcast. It describes an inexplicable and statistically improbable streak of poor dice luck. Which renders the most meticulously crafted characters impotent and without warning changes the direction of a story.

David: This ladies and gentlemen is my third one in a row. I present to you David Dice.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.

by sleypy December 14, 2018

David Brito

A David Brito is one with a sense of humor only few people can understand... he doesnt know what he want right now maybe not looking to settling down afraid of being hurt. He doesnt have bad intentions but can hurt someone if you love him. He doesnt let many people in fully, if you do actually know him its a great thing youll see a whole new side of him and enjoy him as a person. he looks tuff but once you get to know him hes goofy weird and if you fall in love with him oh what a mistake unless hes actually in love with you if he leaves you itll be incredibly hard to get over him you cant forget a david. they will make a mark on your heart.

Damn your dating david brito, be careful make hes something else

by flashblogger August 1, 2018

David broome

David Broome’s are normally the apex predator or the alphas of any person on the entire earth they are normally like any David a nice, loving, charming and happy person but something is different about him he has the biggest penis on the earth and is normally very tall and powerful if you ever see a David Broome he could kill you just by having sex with you as his penis is that big

Oh man I wish I was with David Broome

by Solomon999 November 27, 2019

Pulling a David

When your entire group has an assignment to finish and you either don't show up at all or you slack off and look at ATAR scores the whole double period.

"Come on Ricky, don't pull a David. Do some work!"

"You're never going to pass if you keep Pulling a David!"

by davidlaff May 2, 2019