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Coochie consumer

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear that joe is a coochie consumer??"
Person 2- "Yeah I know he ate me out so good"
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Coochie Oreo

The group nickname of two SEXY, THICCC ASS BITCHES!
Jesus: "Dude, who are those thicc ass bitches over there?"
Noah: "Oh, that's Alisha and Kennie. They are known as the Coochie Oreos because they are always turning heads wherever they go."
by Ninilei1992 May 30, 2024
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coochie

its whats under your moms pants or what your dad loves
"hey i can smell your moms coochie"
by tony lopez x November 25, 2021
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Coochie Loaf

Lemme make a coochie loaf pls.
by Puga C. November 30, 2021
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Coochie-conomy

The depreciated value of coochie due to free Internet PornHub access, forcing wanna-be Instagram models to get a real job instead.
Q: Shaneeka hasn’t updated her page in months; what’s up?

Me: Donations dried up. She delivering for UPS now. Hiding that sexy body under a uniform, working 9 to 5 to pay bills Another victim of the Coochie-conomy... *smh*
by Deuce And A Quarter 4Ever December 4, 2021
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Coochie Rust

When a vagina gets so dry, it oxidizes. Becoming rust. Bonus points if she’s a redhead
Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”

Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”
by Pipedbag February 24, 2024
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Coochie

Elegant Vagina - The break down of the word “coochie”

Formally deprived from the two earlier on, more commonly used words such as, ‘pussy’ and ‘Gucci’. With these two words scientist where able to decifer the first syllable of the word ‘coochie’ (coo). From these studies they found that ‘coo’ is simular to the word ‘cat’. Another word for a cat is ‘pussy’ which is a well known word for vagina. Now for the second syllable of ‘coochie’ (chie) is close to the word ‘Gucci’. Gucci is a well known luxurious clothing brand. Philosophers took up to five years to discover the ‘chie’ in coochie refers Gucci and is meant to be translated into ‘Luxurious’ or ‘elegant’. Using a survey taken by over 23,000 people, they concluded that it should properly be translated into elegant. So after many surveys and studies placed on the word, ‘Coochie’ is deprived from the phrase ‘Elegant Vagina’.
Damn bro you got a coochie??
by The coochie deicferer July 19, 2022
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