She'll be coming down the mountain when she comes, Yee-Haw!
by Mister Ignorant April 01, 2004
The act of inserting a small holiday candy (eg. kid-sized candy cane) into the urethral opening and allowing a partner to suck it out.
What did you and Carol do for Christmas?
She gave me a Santa Claus is Coming To Town. The mint still stings.
Nice bro.
She gave me a Santa Claus is Coming To Town. The mint still stings.
Nice bro.
by AlnisPat November 29, 2015
Shadow the hedgehog's a b*tch *ss motherf*cker He p*ssed on my f*cking wife, That's right, He took his f*ckin quilly d*ck out, and pissed on my f*cking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on twitter.com, Shadow the hedgehog, You got a small dick, Its about the size of this Walnut except way s m a l l e r and guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. -vine boom- That's right baby, Tall points, No quills, no pillows, Look at it, it looks like two balls and a BONG. He f*cked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f*ck the earth, That's what you get, MY S U P E R L A Z E R P * S S! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm p*ssing on THE MOON! You hear that Obama? I p*ssed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the p*ss DDDDDRRRRROOOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEETTTTTSSSSS Hit the f*cking earth, Now get outta my sight, before I piss on you too.
Ive come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog's a b*tch *ss motherf*cker He p*ssed on my f*cking wife, That's right, He took his f*ckin quilly d*ck out, and pissed on my f*cking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on twitter.com, Shadow the hedgehog, You got a small dick, Its about the size of this Walnut except way s m a l l e r and guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. -vine boom- That's right baby, Tall points, No quills, no pillows, Look at it, it looks like two balls and a BONG. He f*cked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f*ck the earth, That's what you get, MY S U P E R L A Z E R P * S S! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm p*ssing on THE MOON! You hear that Obama? I p*ssed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the p*ss DDDDDRRRRROOOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEETTTTTSSSSS Hit the f*cking earth, Now get outta my sight, before I piss on you too.
by Jarinsiri October 28, 2021
Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."
Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
by L. Ron Hoyabembe May 12, 2021
a common phrase said by snake gods/bus drivers in order to make them be followed . often used with a gesture which includes placing index fingers on temples and making snake movements
by coleslaw player October 02, 2008
a way in which to cross-pollinate with clients. Also, to 'Erskine' your way into a sale. Also, a description of extremely muscular, and not skinny at all, legs
by MiamiNado September 17, 2013
cows have no time,Cows leisurely graze in the grass and move about as they feel.meaning till the cows come home.
What time are you coming home.Till the cows come home. (you have no specific time,you will come home at anytime)
by Mr T 1000 April 15, 2014