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Captain Jack

'Captain Jack' is the name given to a lad that 'harpoons' the 'Kracken' courageously and lives to tell the tale.

While they don't tend to remember the details in their toxicated state, others thoughtfully remind 'Captain Jack' of his adventures.

Usually quite often, in a banterous manner, dependent on the ferocity and ugliness/fatness of the Kracken. Being called Jack is also a factor.

Can be found at the same party as a 'chundersaurus rex'.
- 'Captain Jack! How're you feeling?'
- 'Whaaat?'
- 'Captain Jack? Y'know, you seriously harpooned the Kracken last night. So brave.'
- 'What are you on? I'm still hanging mate.'
- 'Ha, YOU BONED A FUGLY SLUT'
- 'Fuck.' (or other suitable expletive)
by 925ale December 3, 2011
mugGet the Captain Jackmug.

captain crabsticks

a person who for reasons only known to himself can live for 17 years on crabsticks alone. he realy likes them
jordan stop eating those crapsticks or you'll turn into captain crabsticks
by the one and only kyle January 18, 2005
mugGet the captain crabsticksmug.

Captain Insano

An individual who may or may not be at fault for their habitual stupidity due to their bi-polar nature and lack of general common sense.

- See also: asshat
As an ostrich puts its head in the sand when threatened, Captain Insano relies on a protective cranial-rectal inversion to ward off intelligence and common sense.
by Anon E Moose December 4, 2003
mugGet the Captain Insanomug.

Captain Kirk

Seven of Nine, T'Pol, Uhura, Jadzia Dax and Councellor Troi all make me want to sneak off to the holodeck and have a quick Captain kirk.
by Masked Avenger Dude June 20, 2010
mugGet the Captain Kirkmug.

captain helmet

GUY: Want to hook up?
GIRL: Only if you have been keeping Captain Helmet clean!
GUY: I always protect him, lol.
by PoolaRay October 31, 2013
mugGet the captain helmetmug.

captain cupcake

a pussy whiped bitch that follows his girl friend around all day trying to suck on her pussy lips they are usually named justin and have pooter cheese stuck to there lips
did you see captain cupcake running around last night he forgot to wipe off that pooter cheese from his lips
by the pooter parrot September 13, 2011
mugGet the captain cupcakemug.

captain downer

The one who never lets you make out with the guy who just got out of prison, or the hot young meat at the bar.
by Monet Lance May 13, 2003
mugGet the captain downermug.

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