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Pansy-Cannon

Any one-shot-kill weapon in an FPS game. eg. The AWP from Counter-Strike or the Barret from Soldat. Generally favoured by campers and the like who are too scared to get anywhere near the real action during a game.
The AWP is indeed a Pansy-Cannon.
by CinnamonToasties June 6, 2009
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One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.
I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.
by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024
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Sneaky Cannon

When one farts and a ball shaped shit shoots out unexpectedly.
by Vtexis May 31, 2019
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Mouth cannon

A woman who has a mouth capable of quickly initiating a huge powerful creamy blast of ejaculation.

Or a defination for a pressure washer attachment that generates large thick amount of foam.
" Hi kelly how did you get on with your DVD date last night?" ...oh not to bad but i knew when i pulled it out of his jeans that he wasnt gonna last long, im a real mouth cannon when i need to be"
by #big H September 22, 2025
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Cannon

A shy person who you would think stays home all day playing video games but is instead looking for his next unwanted wildwood visit. He has the brain of a small chicken and also drives like one, cannon is not the person you want to drive with! he also most likely lives on a golf course which makes him better than you.
my friend cannon was in a car accident last week because of his “brakes
by minecraftslayer93 May 14, 2023
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Cannon

Cannon is a amazing person, and is always there for you when you need them! They also have the fattest ass. They are the best boyfriend to have they will make any other man that sees them jealous. They are caring and loving. And can keep secrets and will also make you laugh when you need it
by Chloebiggersc October 3, 2021
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Confetti Cannon

Shoving colorful nerds/pop rocks into your ass hole and then farting in the face of your partner.
Hey babe, I want you to toss my salad so I can blast my Confetti Cannon in your face.
by TheWh1teSh4dow November 4, 2025
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