Brandon Smith

a typical white boy name has good hair and gets hella hoes but can be a boner biter at times

oh look its brandon smith i want hiiiiiim

by goodguy27 September 30, 2016

Brandon

A racist who loves Hitler. Trumps biggest fan. He thinks he’s funny but people only laugh out of pity. Has the mind of a preteen. Has trouble doing simple tasks like tying knots or finding holes. He’s also a terrible kisser and leaves spit down to your chin. He also happens to be very sweet and giving to those he cares about.

There goes Brandon listening to cumtown again.

by Vanilla88 November 22, 2019

brandon’s dick

Really Fucking big

Brandon’s dick: Huge and meaty

Dude #1: dude that ass is huge

Dude #2: Yeah as big as Brandon’s huge cock

by Boba black May 4, 2018

brandon is fugly

Brandon is fugly

Brandon is fugly

by LlamaDramaDrater May 29, 2017

brandon murphy

The sexiest man alive.You need a Brandon because he is a kind and loving person. Brandon Murphy usually has a big dick and a great pull out game

Damn, I need Brandon Murphy is the sexiest man I know.

by 1400girl May 4, 2018

brandon that leprechaun

Ayye!!! <3 Brandon is the most perfect guy ever. He's amazing, sweet and hot;). He's my leprechaun and I wouldn't have it any other way. :-* I lurvs him!!

Dang, Brandon that Leprechaun is amazing!

by AdorablePotato September 15, 2013

brandon lingo

A disabled person that looks like a fish.

Brandon Lingo looks like a fish.

by 10101010101011 September 26, 2018