Post Art Clarity

The Sudden realization of what one has created some time or immediately after its completion.

Man 1: Hey check out this thing I made
Man 2: Huh, that's...
Man 1: I know... Sick Right?
Man 3: Dude that's fucking wicked!
Man 1: Thanks man I've been working on this for a while now

Sometime Later...

Man 1: What, the fuck...
Man 2: Hey are you alright?
Man 1: I... I made this...
Man 1: What the fuck why did I make this
Man 2: Are you talking about the thing you made?
Man 1: Yeah man... Jesus Christ...
Man 2: Yep, that's Post Art Clarity alright

by Wilhelmn November 12, 2020

I can’t art

When you can’t draw, paint or anything art related, you can’t art.

Teacher: Your homework is to design a poster. Remember to be creative!
You: But sir, I can’t art.

by ihaveudders January 8, 2021

Modern Art Masterpiece

A Motherfucker Who’s So Damn Ugly that he could make Picasso cry tears of joy.

“You’re so ugly, you could be a modern Art Masterpiece!”
-Gny. Sgt. Hartman

by Bruv9191929 October 26, 2022

The Madison House of the Arts

An art gallery in Lynchburg, VA. It's diverse and filled with amazing art as well as people. It's an amazing hangout spot, especially if you wanna listen to tons of music.

"I'm going to visit The Madison House of the Arts."

by x.cessive April 25, 2022

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by Painting-Portrait ART October 2, 2022

Martial art argument

A martial art argument is a comparison that is always terrible, usually by comparing a higher quantity of lower quality to a lower quantity of a higher quality.

-"My cousin is a soldier and he shot fifty men in combat last year!"
="Enough with your martial art argument, John, his fifty kills were armed with rocks and sticks only"

by MisterJohnDoe September 17, 2021

Nashville school of the arts

Nashville School of the Arts

An old, dead beat hospital turned into a school that is now filled with plenty of ghost trying to kick out the depressed, suicidal artistic kids. It has a lot of bugs but NEVER has had cockroaches. Place where the students go halfass naked, and smoke in the midtown bathroom next to Ms. Bulla’s room. They’ve got the most annoying hall monitor, Ms. Naomi, who thinks shes greater than the principal.

“ you go to Nashville School of the Arts !? God bless you”

by Titán September 17, 2021