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Change

Change often brings instability and the people that want it to sread like wildfire.
Hardly any change doesn't make things worse. Telling people things will get worse before they get better is misleading, but it sounds good. The reality is things often get worse before they keep getting worse and worse, spiraling out of control in the end. The light at the end of a tunnel isn't guaranteed to be daylight, and people that rely on someone else to pull them from the darkness are fucked, but nobody tells them they are.
by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021
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Oil Change

When you do Steroids and your natural testosterone gets replaced with synthetic testosterone made in a bath tub
Bro I got my oil changed and I can bench 45 pounds heavier
by RedBlackGold20000 July 25, 2023
mugGet the Oil Changemug.

Exact Change

When you challenge yourself and/or your friend to reach a point goal in Zombies, without exceeding the goal. Which can result in your friend(s) trying to race you to that goal.
Vanoss: "I need 30000 Points!"
Nogla: "Is the Exact Change rule in play?"
by BossAydan July 6, 2023
mugGet the Exact Changemug.

Waiting on the World to Change

a song by American singer-songwriter John Mayer. It was released as the lead single from his third studio album, Continuum (2006), on August 1, 2006. The song enjoyed commercial success as a single and won the Grammy for Best Male Pop Vocal Performance at the 49th Grammy Awards.
Waiting on the World to Change is the best John Mayer song.
by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022
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change

Something many people seem to confuse with progress. Not all change is a good thing.
Getting taken back to the Stone Age wouldn't be progress and it wouldn't improve race relations, but it would be a change in direction, and some people love any change as long as it's change. They don't want a slow, steady, and natural progress made, they want a change now when they want it, and if they don't get it they'll walk over anybody they can (anybody they think is the weak one) to try and get their way, to get others to say yes to them instead of no.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
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uncle chang

An Asian man who is Black Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is Black Washed would be called an Aunt Chang.
Huang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??
Tim: Tim, you are such an Uncle Chang
by hurtmicg6 January 16, 2021
mugGet the uncle changmug.

Change your Shocks

To give a blowjob from soft to hard to finish and back to soft.
This girl just gave me a blowjob from soft to hard to finish and back to soft, she said it's called Change your Shocks
by ParkyP April 30, 2019
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