Derby Balls

An enjoyable form of BDSM play whereby the male scrotum is exposed and beat and slapped repeatedly with a riding crop like the ass end of horse running the Kentucky Derby.

My mistress pulled my scrotum from my fly and gave me derby balls. The pleasure was incredible.

I feel like I’m ready to run for the triple crown after having my scrotum bashed in the most delightful session of derby balls last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

Ball jammin’

Is when you take a raging douchebags prized guitar and play it with your balls

Man, Carl was really ball jammin’ Russell’s guitar last night. I’ve had that song stuck in my head all day

by BallisticDick December 4, 2019

Fushigi Balls

When a man dangles his testicles freely and a woman does fushigi ball tricks with them.

I love it when a girl fushigi balls me. It vigorously turns me on.

by Bonkaroons January 29, 2020

Ball Gruff

Definition 1: The stubble of hair on a man's testicals after he has finished manscaping.

Definition 2: When you shave your balls and your skin gets very rough and stinky.

Girl 1: Did you see that man's ball gruff?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it was so rough and prickly

Man 1: Man, I have the worst case of ball gruff ever
Man 2: Yeah, my razor is very dull and causes me to get bad ball gruff as well.

by Jarl Balgruff December 31, 2011

ball hand

the hand that usually ends up cradling your balls at night while sleeping.

My wife did not appreciate when I carressed her face in the morning with my ball hand.

by morranga July 13, 2011

blade ball

shitty p2w roblox game based off genji ball

person 1: i love blade ball you should try it!!!

person 2: no its bad and why do you stink

person 3: wdym i have 600+ wins and wdym i smell great

person 4: dies of smell

by ohiogyattrizzlergladiator October 22, 2023

church ball

A player, typically a white guy, who participates in a recreational, often religious-affiliated basketball game with an unmatched level of intensity and hustle. Church Ball players are notorious for their aggressive and out-of-control play, making them a potential hazard for fellow players on the court. Often viewed as overzealous and lacking self-awareness, their unwavering commitment to the game is both impressive and terrifying.

Dude was playing church ball and tore his ACL.

by Wrxdrunkie April 4, 2023