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Truck Driver

A man who casually murders prostitutes in his spare time
Mac down the road is being convicted for being a Truck Driver
by Tondolf July 30, 2021
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Toyota Driver

All Toyota/Lexus drivers share one braincell. They can be typically seen camping in the left/passing lane. Toyota drivers are generally unaware of their surroundings, driving erratically and slow. Their vehicles sometimes have a dent on the rear bumper from going too slow or being terrible at maneuvering parking lots, rather common on Camrys.

When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.
Man, what's holding the left lane up? Of course it's a Toyota driver!
by HockeyBinge January 13, 2025
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northern driver

One of the most aggressive drivers on the road. Usually from New York, but can be from New Jersery or Eastern Pennsylvania. Weaving in and out of traffic and a high rate of speed are a normal occurrences. Hated by most, but not as much as a Sunday driver.
"Wow! That guy is driving really fast!"

"Yeah, he must be a Northern driver."

"Yup, look at his license plate. New York."

"Asshole."
by The silent giant June 8, 2014
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Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.
In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.
by Past Pedestrian September 6, 2009
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Calm driver

1. P1 in qualifications

2. All eyes on the light at the start

3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside

2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position

3. Always reading the situation in front of you

4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
I had a really good start, there was a lot of cars in front of me, I didn’t let my emotions get the best of me. Commenter: Crossing the checkered flag, who will stand up in this calm driver at the next race?
by championship-know-who May 29, 2025
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Nipawin Driver

Someone that is completely unaware of anything going on around their vehicle.

Someone that does not have a clue what "RIght Of Way" means at a 4-way or 5-way stop intersection

Someone that drives in the middle of two driving lanes on the main two streets of the downtown to core.

Someone that knowingly drive 20km/h to 40km/h over the speed limit and sees there is no problem doing so.

Somone that does know what a Left turn lane, Right turn, and a straight lane are for.

Some one that does not know that when leaving Nipawin from the North access that the left lane merges into the right lane.

Someone that taps the brake pedal when approaching a stop sign then gets mad after the traffic stop for receiving a failure to stop fine.

Someone that cuts across a solid yellow line and two lanes of traffic just to get a parking spot on the other side of the street.

Someone that puts their vehicle in reverse and then without looking back puts their foot on the throttle.

Someone that gets mad because they got flipped off for doing something stupid nearly causing an accident, but yet have no recollection of what they did.

Someone that does use turn indicator when there are other motorists in the same vicinity.

Being completely Oblivious to anything going on

Basically complete negligence for traffic laws.

It is just awful driving in Nipawin. It is just as stressful driving in Nipawin (2022 Population 4,429) as it is driving in Saskatoon (2022 Population 347,536).
A person pulling up to in intersection in the left turn lane with the straight and right turn lane occupied but they still go straight from the left turn lane with the left turn indicator flashing and everyone at the intersection is just starring at them thinking "What a Nipawin Driver."
by Big Bull April 11, 2024
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Dodge Ram Driver

Gods drunkest drivers
Hey man are you sober?

No man, im a dodge ram driver
by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025
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