e-mail

1. A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman

2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy

1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!

2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?

Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.

US postal worker: I'll take that.

Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.

US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

by Mz_Brown1997 April 2, 2010

e-pussy

Cyber sex from a female.

After meeting a girl online, it wasn't long until I was able to score some e-pussy.

by Marc Smyth July 30, 2008

e-married

The disperse of marriage over the internet. Created when two people over the internet agree on marrying one another.

"RKY AND GIRLY ARE E-MARRIED"

by Girlyyyy December 8, 2009

e-ratication

A carefully calculated, slow and steady wipeout campaign of a targeted population of rats accomplished by bombarding them with widespread email warnings about the toxicity of their food sources, thereby causing them to starve themselves.

As the well planned mass e-ratication approached, I found myself experiencing a depth of sadness I would have never before anticipated.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 28, 2021

e-hand

some weird code for dick

tom extends his e-hand

by thirtysix March 17, 2009

junebe(e)

A maybe that has been said a month too long so that it becomes obvious that the sayer is not interested in the offer but is too chicken to say NO.

"Did U ever hear back from last month's interview for the dream job?"
"No. I called the boss this morning & he says that he'll call me if he needs me & my résumé is on file for 6 months."
"Sorry. What a junebe(e)!"

by PatBB April 25, 2006

Chaud(e)

Expression utilisée souvent par des gens habitant au Québec signifiant très beau ou canon

Wow la fille/le gars la-bas est fucking chaud(e) !!!

by cactuspiquant March 31, 2016