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well lizard

Familiar and somewhat dismissive term for a crocodile (or alligator or caiman) that is near civilization.
Holy shit! What’s that thing in the koi pond?!”
“Huh? Oh, just a well lizard. He’s fine.”
by Slaughtxor April 20, 2018
mugGet the well lizardmug.

Wells it

1. To assume something, and present it as fact.
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.

Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report
Ex. Someone says that Lincoln may have been a Jedi ---becomes---Lincoln was a Jedi.

In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."
by VS617 May 14, 2015
mugGet the Wells itmug.

Well

It's good but more consistent. Good is when something special has happened, but well, it doesn't have this; it's like good.
M: "How are you?"
A: "Well."
by prestigewordsdefiner February 7, 2025
mugGet the Wellmug.
timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf
by raybeez February 10, 2022
mugGet the well put me in a dress and call me susiemug.

Wellness Bitch

A person, usually an American, who's identity and politics are based on the "Wellness Bible", i.e. a set of politically correct ideas related to exercise, health, fat acceptance, etc.
Kelly, a typical Wellness Bitch, can't go out to brunch because the restaurant doesn't have any vegan gluten free options.
by Joan Breibart February 23, 2024
mugGet the Wellness Bitchmug.

zoe wells

The most beautiful girl of all time to graze springbank. Nothing truly compares to her, master piece of a face and a figure that puts any straight male in a state of awe
by samraat gill October 28, 2023
mugGet the zoe wellsmug.

Well

And you know damn well that claims about my identity can be substantiated in a way that the claims about a transgender's identity can not.
Hym "You know damn well that with access to the right information I can substantiate any claim I've made about identity. According to Megyn you have (on some level) substantiated them yourself. And the difference between what I did and what you're doing is that I did it un-ironically. I un-ironically did exactly what you said, it didn't work for shit in practice, but it was wildly successful in theory. And NOW, you are trying to you're trying to deny me the outcome the success of the theory would grant so that I have no choice but accept the outcome your bullshit would grant in practical application. Which is nothing because it doesn't work outside of the theory unless you're content being a mediocre slave who does all of the work while women fuck cripples instead of you."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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