Wet Steiner

n. A wet shit fart(shart) that is accompanied by the distinct odor of beer from the night before.

My Wet Steiner made my girlfriends hair smell of Mickeys.

by Caligula May 13, 2005

wet picnic

Sexual intercourse, outdoors, on a blanket. Generally done in fields and meadows.

Brian and Susan went to the park and found a quiet spot to have a wet picnic.

by blindscholar March 3, 2015

Wet pancake

A wet pancake is basically someone that is rather fat and commonly named adam

Adam is a wet pancake

by Normal people other than Chloe February 23, 2017

Wet Parson

A sexual act in which a person spits a loogie onto their finger(s) and inserts them into another person's anus.

Jamie : after my morning cigarette I coughed up some nasty shit onto my fingers and stuck it up Matt's ass.
Charlie : Did it go in easy?
Jamie: Hell yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.

by Jamie Parson August 3, 2006

wet pasquale

To blow your load in someone's ear

Pasquale was having sex with a woman and he pulled out and blew his load in her ear and then said you just got a wet pasquale

by Pasquale728 April 23, 2010

Wet Wanker

The act of Jizzing in the ear, like a Wet Willy, but literally.

Guy one: Ah, dude. I just gave that guy a Wet Wanker!

Guy two: You mean a Wet Willy?

Guy one: Nah.

by LootGoblinPenny December 12, 2016

Wet Eggs

Dropping greasy, wet shits. Typically hangover shits.

I was in the stall for an hour laying some wet eggs. I feel like hell.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018