A person that is shorter than the average male for his era and has an attitude because of his stunted growth. Any human male under 5'9" is classed as a 'short-arse'. Only when they have the related attitude problem (otherwise known as 'short-man-syndrome') can they class themselves as a short-arse-twat.
Most short-arse-twats normally try to 'big up' their actions, have loud unbearable ringtones and pretend to know it all in a bid to get themselves noticed.
Most short-arse-twats normally try to 'big up' their actions, have loud unbearable ringtones and pretend to know it all in a bid to get themselves noticed.
Barry: "This guy came up to me the other day and said he had pulled 3 girls the night before and shagged them all throughout the night."
Paul: "Do you believe him?"
Barry: "Not really."
Paul: "Was he short?"
Barry: "Yes he was"
Paul: "don't worry about it, the 'short arse twat' would have been lying to impress you.
Paul: "Do you believe him?"
Barry: "Not really."
Paul: "Was he short?"
Barry: "Yes he was"
Paul: "don't worry about it, the 'short arse twat' would have been lying to impress you.
by Gordon Wells September 25, 2006
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A TARDIS Twat refers to a short and petite female who just happens to have an unusually wide and abnormally deep vaginal cavity. TARDIS TWAT can also refer specifically to the vagina itself.
The word TARDIS originates from the BBC series, Dr. Who, where the TARDIS was a smallish looking box, the inside of which was enormous. This was due to a distortion of time and space.
The word TARDIS originates from the BBC series, Dr. Who, where the TARDIS was a smallish looking box, the inside of which was enormous. This was due to a distortion of time and space.
"So I get her in the sack and start going at it, and I asked her 'Is it in yet?'. This TARDIS Twat was so big I couldn't even figure out if my pecker was in there. So I talked her into anal...which was much better."
by Eduardo D December 12, 2008
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A derogatory term used to illustrate what the 14 year old tank is acting like while leading a raid or dungeon run.
Most commonly found in the MMORPG World of Warcraft, but can apply to any of the zillions of other similar games now available on the market.
Signs of a TWAT include comments about your mother or lack of deeps. Sometimes they will follow this by called you a noob, or newb.
A derogatory term used to illustrate what the 14 year old tank is acting like while leading a raid or dungeon run.
Most commonly found in the MMORPG World of Warcraft, but can apply to any of the zillions of other similar games now available on the market.
Signs of a TWAT include comments about your mother or lack of deeps. Sometimes they will follow this by called you a noob, or newb.
Banginurmomz: Hey cocksuckers...who pulled that mob.
Shammywow: Sorry boss, I didn't see that mage coming up the hallway
Banginurmomz: You stupid ass Shammy!! Do us all a favor and fucking kill urself.....oh yeah, ur deeps suck ballz u newb
Shammywow: mmmkay TWAT
Shammywow: Sorry boss, I didn't see that mage coming up the hallway
Banginurmomz: You stupid ass Shammy!! Do us all a favor and fucking kill urself.....oh yeah, ur deeps suck ballz u newb
Shammywow: mmmkay TWAT
by EagleAS March 9, 2010
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susan said to joanne "wow, peters cock is a real twat buster!" whilst applying ice to her saw vagina.
by sarah dogan May 20, 2008
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Megan's twat weasel pounced on my tally whacker last night.
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Megan's twat weasel pounced on my tally whacker last night.
by darkmagitrunks October 5, 2010
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A twat doucher can be used in the literal sense as well. All females are twat douchers.
A twat doucher can be used in the literal sense as well. All females are twat douchers.
by Never odd or eveN April 8, 2011
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