The Turtle

Where you are hitting a girl from the back while shes under a coffee table, her head going in and out of the other side. On a stroke sending her out of the other side you hit her over the head with a wooden spoon!

Howard Mendenjensenden had his name immortalized when he pulled off "The Turtle"

by Grafzedd September 19, 2009

turtle head

The head of a turtle.

"See that big lump on the neck of that turtle, my son? That's a turtle head."

by Commissioner Bumhead May 6, 2005

ninja turtle

When you have a very sudden and extreme need to use a toilet.

Derived from "turtle head poking out".

Denoting an unexpected, well-armed and violent turtle, a pissed-off Raphael in your stomach if you will.

A: Wow honey, that was some delicious curry and black coffee. Those green peppers sure were hot!

B: Yeah... *clutching stomach*

A: You look green. Are you okay?

B: No, I've got a ninja turtle in here. *pointing to stomach* Be right back.

by remote Erik June 25, 2008

turtle

What happens when you walk around your house in boxers. Also referred to as a tip slip.

I don't think anyone noticed but I opened up all my Christmas presents with a turtle.

by genegine October 14, 2006

Turtle Head Soup

When a girl takes a shit into a man's mouth, the man then proceeds to vomit the shit on to her chest. The man then begins to titty fuck the girl and uses the soupy concoction as a sexual lubricant.

"Dude, I totally had the best turtle head soup last night"

by Dick Bandicoot February 19, 2012

the turtle

when you pull you sack up to your wang and it looks like a turtle

Hey tim look its the TURTLE!!!!
Ewww kevin thats nasty

by Sageums + Ginger February 17, 2007

turtle butt

A condition when one sits down on the toilet and thinks they are about to poop, but it just goes back in.

Man, I can feel it there, but it won't come out. I have a case of turtle butt.

by Monica Ricks April 12, 2007