turkey head

When you use a rubber glove (held together at the base of your penis with a runner band) as a condom and you put your penis in the middle finger and yell GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!! while you stick it in her ear.

I ran out of condoms last night and had to give this chick a turkey head. Its a good thing I keep all those rubber gloves handy.

by Gerald417 September 6, 2007

turkey nubbing

when you stick your penis inside of a raw turkey then shove it in a chicks mouth

Dude last night my girlfriend wanted to do some turkey nubbing

by Joe Mclaughlin November 26, 2006

The Turkey Baster Method

A non-sexual method to get pregnant. You first jizz in a turkey baster, then find a REALLY ugly ass girl who wants a kid but is too ugly to just even kiss, then you shove the turkey baster into the girls vagina and squeeze.

Guy #1; Yo that girl mad ugly, but I need a son but I dont wanna fuck dat.

Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!

by bbnk April 22, 2011

Turkey Dinner

While having anal sex the man cums in the other person's butthole. Than proceeds with a turkey baster to suck out semen and feed to female.

Bob: "Dude how was your thanksgiving?"

Joe: "It was sick bro i gave my girlfriend a Turkey Dinner!!!"

Bob: "Sick bro!"

by Billy203982345 January 20, 2009

Turkey Tits

The phenomenon of breasts growing during "turkey-eating" holidays, due to excessive consumption of turkey and other holiday dishes. Also occurs in the hind-region and is known as "turkey tush". This usually wears off a few weeks after the holiday.

Person A : Damn, her rack is amazing. What happened?
Person B : Severe case of turkey tits. I wouldn't get used to it, they'll go away in a bit.

by LDH92 January 21, 2009

Turkey-baconed

1. To derail an online blog or forum thread that was started to incite others
2. To so utterly confuse an online "troll" or spammerthey give up

For every person who starts a sales/finance related thread, they're likely going to find it Turkey-Baconed within the first 10 posts and then it's off to the races.

or

The War Bonds Lighters World War Lighters thread has officially been turkey-baconed!

by bplewis24 January 16, 2009

Wild Turkey

Five guys on one girl; as in one in the mouth, one in the ass, one in the vag, and one in each hand. The combination of flapping arms and the head moving back and forth makes the girl look like a turkey.

"God, this party is such a sausage fest, only one girl is here. Hey, actually we have enough people for a wild turkey!"

by Kobra Kommander October 17, 2008