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Tube

South African slang word common amongst Indian teenagers. This is the name given to a personal assistant similar to a House Elf. These lesser individual's sole existence is to follow your every command in order to remain some what relevant. Tubes may serve a master by choice but it is very common to find a tube that has been made a tube by force.

Tubes may carry out multiple tasks such as:

Buying and delivering food

Providing master with homework answers

And many more mundane tasks
I want a powerade but I'm too tired to walk.

Dude, just send your tube
by Dhivahn Moodley November 20, 2018
mugGet the Tubemug.

Smartie Tube

The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.
Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.

What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.

Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.
by Darkuhole January 9, 2014
mugGet the Smartie Tubemug.

flow tube

yo did you check out my flow tube??
by soto capo October 17, 2008
mugGet the flow tubemug.

Zoom-Tubing

He was caught Zoom-Tubing yesterday!
by Butler! October 20, 2020
mugGet the Zoom-Tubingmug.

Joob Tube

Nut Gun. Cock n balls. A man’s reproductive system, well at least the part that penetrates the coochie.
Yeah, Sally squatted on my joob tube and I ended up creaming her.
by ZimmDawg8063 April 21, 2020
mugGet the Joob Tubemug.

Tube-Church

The process of exchanging worms of the anus through the contact of one bum to another.
C Money was tube-churching K-Raw last night when Dude Baby was beating up his girlfriend, God Warrior Baby.
by god warrior baby November 3, 2010
mugGet the Tube-Churchmug.

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