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Tube-Rake

The mouth of an intimate partner where at least 3 of the top front teeth are missing leaving a gap big enough for them to put their teeth on the pubic bush and slide their teeth down in a raking motion until the gums contact the tube (slang for penis) without the teeth ever contacting the tube (slang for penis).
I hooked up with this cougar the other night and thought it was weird when she popped out her dentures until she gave me a Tube-Rake that didn't even come close to leaving a mark on my hog.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
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Covent Garden Tube station

The shittest tube station in london. Had to climb the stairs about 15 storeys up coz the lift fucked itself. Totally buggered after that lol
Covent Garden Tube station is a bloody nightmare, just stay on the train until leicester square
by fearlessmonkey8 January 4, 2023
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Troy Tube

a creamy little ben who brings joy to all. he is a truley devious lttle fambunchuaous dandy with lots of experience

posie-ing
by anonymous January 5, 2023
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jake tube

A tube, often made of clear plastic, used to transfer fecal material from the anus of one partner, to the anus of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification. -see also Jaketube
My Jake Tube is in the dishwasher.
by Jacob Tuber November 18, 2018
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Tube

South African slang word common amongst Indian teenagers. This is the name given to a personal assistant similar to a House Elf. These lesser individual's sole existence is to follow your every command in order to remain some what relevant. Tubes may serve a master by choice but it is very common to find a tube that has been made a tube by force.

Tubes may carry out multiple tasks such as:

Buying and delivering food

Providing master with homework answers

And many more mundane tasks
I want a powerade but I'm too tired to walk.

Dude, just send your tube
by Dhivahn Moodley November 20, 2018
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wipe tubing

The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.
"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.

"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
by Jakylnpsa August 2, 2017
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wet tube sox

Darrel wore assless chaps when he got his wet tube sox
by Dirty n anonymous August 10, 2017
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